Sunday, May 23, 2010

Video game number one hundred and thirty three: WarioWare D.I.Y

Video game review number one hundred and thirty three in my 365 Games in 365 Days project is "WarioWare D.I.Y"

Instead of reviewing this game, I'm going to write a little song about it instead. It goes a little something like this:

Oh WarioWare, you're usually great....
Your sequels are always the best.
You've never come out with a game that I hate...
and you stand...far apart...from the rest.

Today, on a plane....I popped in your latest
Hoping for more of the same.
Called "Do it yourself" I thought: "Should be the greatest!"
But was shitty...and lame.

<\End slow intro>

It's no fun to stamp clip art
It's no fun to draw rocks.
It's no fun to choose music, or paint grass, or place blocks.

I got on a plane, hoping for hours of fun
Instead, after just ten minutes....
I was totally done.

This game is the shit, and by shit...I mean poo
Oh WarioWare, what the fuck happened to you?
My gold plated standby, my ace in the hole.
With "Do it yourself", you've sold the games soul!

<\end rocking>

I'm sure you'll make money, I'm sure some kids might dig you.
You'll probably sell thousands of copies.
But Do it Yourself, you miserable pig you....
You won't get one more red cent off me.

I'm taking your catridge and sending you home,
With a curse and a tear and a sigh.
Never back into my DS will you roam...
So fuck off, eat a dick...and go die.

Overall score? 2/10. In case you're not feeling musical...this game blows.

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