Thursday, February 19, 2009

100 awesome things in no particular order

Thing number 100: These delicious Cherry Slices I only seem to be able to find at AM/PM.

I think these may be nature's perfect food (providing it still counts as nature after you mix it with a bunch of chemicals and coat it with sugar). These gummy gelatin candies are dipped in sugar, bagged up with 11 of their tastiest brothers and sisters and sold at the unbelievable bargain price of 2 bags for a dollar.

The "serving suggestion" says 3 pieces, but that's bullshit. My serving suggestion is to eat a bag of these over the course of an otherwise lame day, and save the second bag for sometime later, when you need a special treat.

People don't usually mention "Sathers" when they think of candy manufacturers, but a quick trip to their website proves that these guys make some pretty awesome stuff besides delicious cherry slices. Turns out they're also the geniuses behind that fruit striped gum with the freaky rainbow Zebra on it.

I'm pretty sure if Willy Wonka was a real person, Sathers would be giving him ulcers right now.

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Out with the new, in with the old

This blog was down for almost a month as I tried some new formatting stuff. Basically, I moved from my web host over to Google hosting after reading promises of "Better templates, more features" and other stuff that was supposed to be awesome.

Turns out that stuff sucked, so the old blog is back. What a waste of a month, I totally could have been updating much more. Of course...if I go back and back date the entries, there will be no way to tell anything ever happend. That's what I'll do!

Things I shall soon post about:

Superbowl Sunday
and many more upcoming 2009 festivities.