Decisions

I slogged through the rain this morning to go vote.
It was a tough choice between the candidates seeing as how neither one of them represents me or my views, but after not much deliberation:

I chose the Giant Douche over the Turd Sandwich.

I'm glad that I've finally cast my ballot and now it's out of my hands.
Not that it was ever in MY hands to begin with, but at least now I can bitch if my guy loses because I actually participated.

Go Giant Douche!